The Watchman stands on the Tongue Bridge and is a very talkative guy. He leans out of the window and no one have ever seen what he’s got lower the waist.

Granny is the Watchman ex-wife. She is a very quarrelsome and energetic woman. Early in life she was a master of sports in handball. Always moves over different floors searching for a new husband. She took note of Dude, that's why his knotty situation goes worse.

The Second Guard. The second of the six Dark-Burrow-Dweller's guards. He is an enzygotic twin of other guard-brothers.

Granny also lives here.

Lads are the members of the district office of EBER Lovers party. EBER is a locally popular low alcoholic drink. Lads are the haunters of eber-rooms in Full Pipe.

Girlie is a playmate of Lads. She is a really cheerful girl but not so silly as it may seem first.

Bootlegger is the manager of the EBER-house. He is an admirer of a strong dark unstrained eber.

Blowpauncher likes inflating himself and finds it rather exciting.

Tailpiper (also known as Bazoocruncher) was born in a pipe. He’s outgrown his pipe but is still inseparably linked with it. He‘s particularly squeamish about personal hygiene.

The Fourth Guard. The fourth of the six Dark-Burrow-Dweller's guard-brothers.

The Fifth Guard. The last but one of the six Dark-Burrow-Dweller's guard-brothers.

The Sixth Guard. The last one of the six Dark-Burrow-Dweller's guard-brothers.

The Eleventh Hand of Dark-Burrow-Dweller. The third right hand of Dark-Burrow-Dweller. It is not remarkable at all.

Giraffe. Always finds himself in very straitened circumstances. He grew bald too early.Giraffe is a staunch optimist and an associate professor. He is in love with Giraphine though he never met her. Is waiting in the wings.

Giraphine. She is a nice girl, a student. Goes in for sports.

Old Pioneer is one of the have-beens. He is a friend of his head.

Janitor Brothers are always together. Everybody calls them brothers but they have some doubts about it.

Driver is a strange fellow even for Full Pipe. He is a former taxi-driver. They say he flirts with Molly the Janitress.

Molly the Janitress. She is an image of Polly the Janitress from the 1st Floor. It can be the same person just working in two places. She’s also interested sports. In public she ignores all Driver's courtesies but someone saw them together in the EBER -room.